Top 10 Christian Dad Jokes… 6 Will Have You Rolling on the Floor!

There are many weapons of the spirit that we, as believers, can wield.

But Paul calls the most important is love (see 1 Corinthians 13). Love is such an essential part of our spiritual walk with God. Likewise, it’s an essential part of our family. And what better way to show love than to arm yourself with the most eye-roll and chuckle-worthy Christian dad jokes available to us.

Dads of Destiny Image, I present to you: the Top 10 Christian Dad jokes.

1. What size was the lumber used to build the ark? 2×2.

2. What kind of car did the Disciples drive? A Honda because Acts 2:12 says the apostles “were all in one Accord.”

4. Why didn’t Noah go fishing? He only had two worms.

5. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less.

7. Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible? Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

8. At what time of day was Adam created? A little before Eve.

10. Which Bible character had no parents? Joshua, son of Nun.